In honor of the holiday, I give you:
Peeps
Things People Have Done With Peeps
More Things People Have Done With Peeps
I have, in the interest of…um…science (that’s it, science!) committed my own experimental atrocities against peeps. The following results were obtained:
* Peeps don’t burn!!! When put in the middle of a campfire, peeps do not catch fire or melt immediately. Instead, they sit frighteningly unaffected while the flames surround them for up to 15 minutes. At that point, the peeps start to slowly expand and bubble. 10 more minutes, and the peeps begin to shrivel. After the fire is out, expect to find a strange gooey black lump where the peeps were.
* When soaked in cheap bourbon for a minimum of 2 minutes, a peep tossed onto a bonfire catches fire almost immediately.
* Bourbon-soaked peeps taste somewhere between repulsive and appalling.
* No one I know, with the noteable exception of Daymon, will eat a bourbon-soaked peep.
